v rare kind of jeff (one)
this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes
this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes
“ew jeff is a leech”
by weow2 June 16, 2018

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very cute, attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.
He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.
This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.
by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.
This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.
by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jeff! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.
by Bweheh9008 November 24, 2021

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired
by ⚖️🕵🏻♂️NRP🔒👮🏼♂️ January 3, 2023

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.
A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.
A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.
by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
