Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated

she tried to pull a jeff frank last night.

by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011

Jeff

He’s the perfect guy.

I will love him forever.

Him is the bestest.

I love you Jeff

by SecretDuckGarden January 20, 2022

Jeff

Guy who doesnt want to go to the gym but has to anyway

Sorry Jeff, you gotta go to the gym at 6:00pm

by Maditayl September 27, 2019

jeff

v rare kind of jeff (one)

this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes

“ew jeff is a leech”

by weow2 June 16, 2018

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024