Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Jeff-San

Someone who changes a lot when exposed to like-minded people of the same age group and interests, fixing the issues they once had with socialization.

Person 1: "I'm sorry for all those things I've said in the past"
Person 2: "It's okay, you've gotten quite better. You're a real 'Jeff-San'."

by Bucket2Man July 20, 2021

Jeff Taco

A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.

I have a Jeff Taco

by Zintoe July 29, 2021

Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.

Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen

by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024