University of Texas

A school for people pathetic enough to rave and brag about their school's athletic programs on urban dictionary as if their university is a part of their identity. Seriously, get a life.
University of Texas students are a bunch of soulless red necks.
by wheee May 17, 2006
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Texas Handshake

slang for a "reach-around" performed during homosexual intercourse.
Bobby was really giving it to Jed hard last night, but to be generous, he gave Jed the ol' Texas Handshake.
by Pistol Petey November 12, 2009
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Texas Draw

kind of like a reach around but differnt.
The two people stand back to back and reach around to the other persons genital area and goes to work, and the same for the other person.
"Hey Joe! Wanna do a texas draw. I mean, your already naked?"
by Cody And Joe January 14, 2007
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asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.
If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.
by -dash- August 22, 2006
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texas breathmint

Those little soapy nuggets found in men's toilets. Basically a urinal cake.
Texas breathmints are a sure-fire cure for a smelly bathroom.
by kauz381 November 07, 2007
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texas roadhead

The experience you get at the Texas Roadhouse... When a girl lowers her head below the dashboard and indulges on a certain shaped object. ;)
I got more than cake last night... I got some texas roadhead!
by dog riding turtle May 29, 2010
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texas shave

So everyone knows that girls do have facial hair...but most of the time its sparse or light enough where its not noticed, but what do you do if theres a really hot girl but shes just got this hairy hairy face...well u provide a service to the world and give her a texas shave....it goes something like this...

you and ur hairy, but hot lady friend proceed to do the dirty, and being the ingenious partner in the relatioship, you proceed to bust on the girls face, and well spread the semen around and then give her a shave, of course you placed a razor within reach before any thing went down.
her face was soo smooth after i gave her that texas shave.
by bigchit31 July 29, 2005
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