Christmas Creep

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

by toodalee January 16, 2007

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug

There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.

by RJO1000 June 4, 2020

Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"

"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"

by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009

Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

by Noctoner December 25, 2010