Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)
I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.
by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010
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Christmas Creep

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.
by toodalee January 13, 2007
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football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005
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Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
by Jinad October 17, 2022
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Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 19, 2021
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Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
by Noctoner December 25, 2010
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austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
by Lbowmonster November 25, 2011
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