water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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Hotdog Water

The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)
man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!
by Lizzrds Duckie May 04, 2022
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Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 23, 2017
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Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe
by Exineus April 11, 2022
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Boiency of water

"Dude Anthony and Ella discussed the boiency of water a lot last night"
by BDG BITCH June 02, 2019
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Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021
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Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet
Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.
by Okokkokk August 09, 2018
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