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The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.
Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”
by Mcgirreinstein May 22, 2018
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teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.
Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
by Cail oof February 1, 2024
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Teacher

by Jake134600 October 17, 2019
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Teachers boss

The one student who makes the teacher the bitch
Teachers boss as the Danny making his teacher get on their knees and bleed forgiveness
by Daddy teacher May 14, 2018
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Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.
Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023
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dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology
Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher
by derpythincow March 18, 2021
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