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Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!
by anonymous January 21, 2021
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sports hypebeast

Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.
Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls

Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast
by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017
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Sports

WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?
by 86anonymous September 13, 2017
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Sports

Unscrupulous behaviour that usually results in promiscuity, alcoholism and general fuckery
by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021
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Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.
You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.
by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019
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Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.
People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
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