shart

accidentally pooping/shitting out of your ass/butt when you force a fart

bruh i'm about to shart

by ieatsharts November 27, 2024

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Shart

When Handsome Patrick goes over to Kevin's mom's house to bang it out.

Handsome Patrick Sharted on Kevin's mom last weekend

by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019

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Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse

Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy

by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

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Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022

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