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Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood
by Splithewood December 2, 2016
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Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree
Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱
by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025
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split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
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Three-way Split

A three-way of only girls.
Oh, look at that three-way split.
by ZT321916 August 6, 2022
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Split-it

split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)

Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.

Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.

See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
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splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
by Flat for the food September 27, 2018
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