A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)
"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
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Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025
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When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
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verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
“First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
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A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
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“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
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