Pre-Spam

The gelatinous material that forms on the top of Spam canned meat.

Bob opened the can of Spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening Pre-Spam.

by Dave Corbett October 5, 2008

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by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 7, 2021

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009

Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.

"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"

by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012

spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 20, 2021

Spam the Server Day

April 19
a day where you can spam any server on any platform and admins/moderators/owners of the servers cant do shit about it

Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Guy 1: penis
Owner: shut the fuck up
Guy1: its spam the server day, you cant do shit about it

by epic cool dude May 11, 2023