GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
by MorbusX February 24, 2013
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Smash bro

A guy you have sex with just for fun. Mostly used in gay community.
by The real smashman July 26, 2019
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Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.
"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."
by Tim and Tom December 07, 2018
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Smash Head

The act of playing Super Smash bros since it came out in 2001...excluding SSBB
Hey Billy, stop playing Smash bros, Your a fucking Smash Head

:DDD
by Torrian B May 30, 2008
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Hulk Smash

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"
"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"
by Franman... May 16, 2011
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smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."
by Artemis Clyde Frog May 04, 2006
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morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
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