shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family

THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND

Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle

:must die at the age of 45 or disappear

off the face of the earth

:burklesnatch your nephews face at

least 5 times a visit

:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,

backwards cap with a goatee and bald

:Be skinny but muscular

:live the peice of shit life

:punk is your main comeback or some

drunk shit

:must pull the most devious pranks on

your nephew and toughen him up and

protect your neice with your life

:and you have to get knocked tf out by a

7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds

ripped sorry it's just the rules

:can only date sweet psycho women=

shitty aunts

shitty uncles cool asf

by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024

Shitty pickled

Having a pickle shot at you (or somebody else) from the rectum

My friend shitty pickled someone because they were mean

by CkinSndwch June 18, 2023

litty shitty

The short-hand name for the flaming bag of poop prank

Last night someone litty shitty'd me!

by Fred-toast May 31, 2023

Shitty-frogs

When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog

Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey

by Ya boy skinny pelican July 22, 2019

shitty borstein

completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.

"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."

"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"

by Kevin Higgins March 31, 2008

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015

Shitty-Titty

A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.

Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"

by LogSmoocker April 4, 2023