shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Bang a shitty

An illegal U-Turn.

Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"

by PurpleDrank January 02, 2021

Shittie Acosta

(A Shittie Acosta): Is defined when a man perforates his bowel and shits in a bowl in order to mix ass blood and feces together for him to consume. Then puts an ad on grinder advertising his blood and stool lubricated rectum for use by multiple men. He then attempts to stay concious from all the blood loss to count how many loads he can take before he passes out.

Dam I needed a blood transfusion and surgery from pulling a shittie Acosta last night.

by 6minuteabs May 24, 2019

Shitty Bolla

A mock name for Satish Bolla. He keeps tagging me in posts and made hatearts out of me.

Me: Shitty Bolla, what is wrong with your ass?
Shitty Bolla: Swearing is made in Russia.
Me: IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT PIZDEC!!!!!

by PhoneGuyYT March 01, 2025

Ellicott Shitty

The act of masterbating while wearing medical mittens , and using your own feces as lube.

When we went in the room the pysch patient was doing the Ellicott Shitty .

by patriotM15 February 03, 2021

Whippin’ Shitties

When an intoxicated person is operating some form of transportation and crashes.

“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”

by Mads911 March 20, 2022