Kurt Russell

A sexual act in which oral sex is preformed with a mouth full of pop rocks candy.

It is said to be named after the actor who also makes ones genitals tingle.

Dude, that chick who works at the candy store gave me a Kurt Russell after hours.

by booberry13 November 14, 2010

russia

Russia is the biggest country in the world. Has a powerful military force and has made a big contribution to humanity. The country was in complete shit after 1991 when the Union collapsed, but since the beggining of the XXI century is experiencing a steady and large economic growth. Nowadays a big part of the budget is being spent on new sciences, like nanotechnology and genetic research. There are still many disparities between the capital cities and the rest of russia, but eventually that will straighten up. Birthrates are low and the fertility rate rate is subreplacement. But that's what happens in most of the West anyway. Yes, there are drunken fucktards, but most Russians actually have 2 or more higher degree educations. The vast majority of "russians" living in the US are actually Jews whose parents were born in the USSR.

guy - Russia is VERY big!
me - yes it is!

by ivan kuznetzov November 22, 2007

mrs. russell

A cranky old teacher with no sense of humor. She tries to roast kids during class but nobody ever gets her joke. The parents of the kids think that she is nice but really when the classroom door closes she is a selfish bitch. I hope you fucking die.

P.S-She owns lots of lucky socks.

"I know that I look like I was born yesterday but, that not the case the case here" -Mrs. Russell
Btw Mrs.Russell everyone knows you are like 70 years old.

by ihatemrsrussell April 10, 2017

Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.

Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian

by Francouis Steyn March 5, 2009

Russian rear end

When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.

Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.

by Mr. Hoboski December 19, 2008

Russian Wolf Mask

When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.

I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask

by MaskMaker92 June 1, 2011

russian girls

The hottest type of girl In the whole univerese usually coming from ukraine.

You are like a Russian girls

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by TheRagingMidget March 21, 2017