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Butt Plug

Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.
Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.
by Kathy Griffin's balls February 6, 2015
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butt plug

a plug of the butt
used for plugging thy butt
"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)
by Power dumper May 25, 2008
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plugger

Forcibly inserting a pill up one's anus with one or two fingers. Preferably at a night club and knuckle deep.
He has been known as the plugger ever since that special moment at the edge.
by Full Time Raver Boy April 22, 2005
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dookie plug

steve likes to be glenn's dookie plug
by mo October 19, 2003
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chuffty plug

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug
by ads-ast September 3, 2006
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butt plug

What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.
"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"
by The Wizard Key Keeper June 14, 2006
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Pussy Plugs

Plugs: Earrings used on stretched ear lobes.

Pussy Plugs: plugs that are smaller than size 5/8. People who wear these plugs are pussies for not going any bigger. they're whimps.
Dude, you're not badass look at your ears. You're wearing pussy plugs!

Look at Josh's ears! Fuckin pussy plugs!

What a dumb dick. He thinks he's so badass for stretching his ears, but he's wearing pussy plugs!
by pessy plegs January 25, 2010
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