To be abnormally fucking god awful at throwing a baseball in the strike zone but somehow still having a division 1 offer
by The truth1747372)3 May 19, 2022
by theguythatsaystruestuff December 10, 2019
by pepper11114 April 28, 2019
You really stole him.
He has to be yours doesn’t he.
Fake or real you had to have him.
Think about you’re friends.
Don’t be selfish.
You think about yourself all the time.
You don’t have a bone in your body that is selfless.
😢😓😥 I am broken because of you.
I cry at night because of you.
I have anxiety attacks because of you.
Go sleep in a ditch bitch!😒
He has to be yours doesn’t he.
Fake or real you had to have him.
Think about you’re friends.
Don’t be selfish.
You think about yourself all the time.
You don’t have a bone in your body that is selfless.
😢😓😥 I am broken because of you.
I cry at night because of you.
I have anxiety attacks because of you.
Go sleep in a ditch bitch!😒
Pepper 🌶!
by masteroffood November 21, 2020
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by poopheacharlie09 November 22, 2022
Verb. To joke about something so extensively that you eventually internalize it and begin to take it very seriously.
by Forgetnames September 13, 2018