celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008

Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.

"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009

face-punking

the art of punking people on face-book. creating the identity of a person that is know by many of your friends, yet is not on facebook. you then use the fake facebook profile to try and connect with friends by using rude and crude messages and wall posts. with offending people enough for them to "un-friend you" being the ultimate goal.

i am face-punking dave right now into thinking that (person created) wants to have a 3 way with him, and he is now calling me to tell me about it.

by ronnie aioki February 9, 2010

discord packing

online roasting but on discord.

the discord packing consisted of creedo violating tf outta vlondo.

by creedoW August 13, 2021

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

by The Indo Crew November 25, 2011

parking the pink Cadillac

The act of having sex. Fucking, screwing, you get the picture.

I'm going out for a few brews with Trish tonight, and afterward, we're going to be parking the pink Cadillac. She always gets lose when she's drunk.

by jalesi September 5, 2007