Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

by Bigfoot408 June 13, 2018

Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering

The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017

Police

Backwards is Seal-up

More under the language bullshit, police, etc.

by Mineowedwus April 18, 2023

Emotional Policing

When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.

Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."

Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."

by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.

Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.

by anonymous March 27, 2024