pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 3, 2021

Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)

Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?

by Fiiian August 12, 2024

Pole Buddies

Two women that have had sex with the same man

"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"

by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015