by Oscar Cui May 25, 2018

Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021

Oscar is the best friend you've always wished for. He is the most kindest guy you'll ever meet and he'll do anything for anyone, especially the ones he loves. But beware, Oscar is known as a chatterbox but knows when to shut up! He always finds ways to make people laugh and cheer, even when your down and won't give up until your happy. What can I say, he's hilarious. He loves anything alcoholic and loves to party! If you are lucky enough to meet an Oscar, DO NOT let him go! He is EXTREMELY romantic and very loyal. He'll never lie to you. He is a natural beauty!
person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
by h3lla.,g00d November 24, 2019

by Penglito March 29, 2021

cute cuddles funny handsome boy who anime would be lucky to have and everyone is jealous of them because that are the bestest! and the are loved so so muchhh
by tiddles mayssss November 6, 2020

oscar is very very short but has a very big sex drive he gets very freaky at night he goes for the thick chicks with a slim waste his always up for a good tickle in the bush before school he is very handsome and will always pick you up if your down he doesn't like people in his way and throws the best bath partys
by xxxnuggetgirl123098xxx April 22, 2020

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
