A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 25, 2013
Get the couch rottermug. by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
Get the drop it like a couchmug. When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
Get the Behind The Couchmug. Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
Get the couch beatmug. by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
Get the wank couchmug. A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
by givesies February 22, 2018
Get the Companion Couchmug. The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
Get the WALC Couch Humpermug.