When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
by kam2000 June 27, 2016
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Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
Get the Office Pie mug.Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.
Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...
Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...
Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013
Get the Office Viral mug.pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
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