table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 20, 2019

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021