Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.
"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.
by WiggerG October 24, 2013
A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.
by Mr_Blacky_IV July 09, 2006
1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."
by azer29 October 13, 2006
The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.
Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.
by BuryBallz October 10, 2017
while tity-fucking the woman pulls the dick through her squezzed together breast(tugging motion)
its tity fucking only the guy lets the girl put it through
its tity fucking only the guy lets the girl put it through
by j-bend November 08, 2004
the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!
Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.
Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.
Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
by drunkfroshie November 05, 2011
A Truck-Boat-Truck is what Early drives on "Squidbillies". It's a truck, hauling a boat, hauling a truck.
"Lord please forgive me for stealin these sum-bitchen speakers that would sound gooder than hell in the back of my truck-boat-truck"
by R. Buckminster Fuller October 29, 2009