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fruit booter

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...
Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
by candace April 14, 2003
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Dragon Fruit

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011
mugGet the Dragon Fruitmug.

fruit booter

The act of putting fruity wheels on your shoes. These people are usually gay and have no lives. While they think its funny to do flares and call skateboarders woodpushers while jacking off to gay porn (male).
by popcorn123 September 1, 2009
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Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
by tmfbitu May 18, 2006
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Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.
"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"
by C.T.M April 24, 2008
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fruit fly

a straight person who hangs out with hella Lgbt people
“Katie is always chilling with the gay kids, is she a lesbian?”

“Nah she just a fruit fly her and John have been dating for weeks
by Oliver Smith July 23, 2019
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Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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