The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024
by six a October 19, 2022
by XhibitB January 30, 2021
Miles that you put on your car because You are going to drive and see a hot girl aka a little fuckin mami. If you drive to go link with a little Fuckin mami then you put mami miles on the car. They aren’t just regular miles they are mami miles.
Jorge: yooo I put 110 mami miles on my car!!
Nick: wtf bro ? You went and saw her this weekend?
Jorge: fuck yeah bro I drove 110 mami miles to see her.
Nick: fuck yeah bro those mami miles are coming in clutch
Nick: wtf bro ? You went and saw her this weekend?
Jorge: fuck yeah bro I drove 110 mami miles to see her.
Nick: fuck yeah bro those mami miles are coming in clutch
by Little Fuckin mami September 12, 2022
When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 14, 2022
A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
by professionalcapper July 29, 2023