Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019
Get the mario mariomug. A godly human also known as ***** ***** (kid) needs help and probably is asleep bye 8:30 which is sad. She sucks at minies and no one likes rider. The role play man is coming for your gOoSeBuMpS
by yInGyOnG May 23, 2018
Get the mario the preistmug. by Neutral0id December 7, 2021
Get the Mariomug. Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly thoughtful. Talks a lot but he is always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but so so gentle otherwise. Professional cuddler. Mario is a person who is easy to love because he is super funny, smart and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he cares about. You can't not notice his sparkly eyes. He is so sweet that you just want to hug and kiss him all the time.
by pinkcatlady November 22, 2021
Get the Mariomug. The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022
Get the Mariomug. by smegolas November 2, 2023
Get the Super Mariomug. by Trenbologne03 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariosmug.