The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall beer.
Wife: "Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?"
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
by AlexWhiteRules August 15, 2010
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by Jerold April 09, 2008
By far the funniest Video ever introduced into this world, Jack Rebney; "The Angriest Man Alive" was filming a commercial for Winnebbago in 1988, unfortunatly for him the commercial never made it to air but 4 minutes of outtakes did.
Jack Rebney's outrageously funny outbursts have made him a Cult hero.
Jack Rebney = The First EVER Viral Video Superstar
Jack Rebney's outrageously funny outbursts have made him a Cult hero.
Jack Rebney = The First EVER Viral Video Superstar
Maxwell: Hey, Have you seen that Winnebago Man Clip?
Ben R: Hahaha yea... “Will you do me a kindness Tony, will you?”
Maxwell: "Can you make sure... If you will, that we don't, and i know we don't but be sure
that you don't get any flys in frame"
Ben R: “We got flies all over the fuckin’ place.” “Get the fuck outta here.... you flies.”
Maxwell: “The accoutrama that you will need… ‘Accoutrama?!?’ What is that shit!?!”
Ben R: Hahaha yea... “Will you do me a kindness Tony, will you?”
Maxwell: "Can you make sure... If you will, that we don't, and i know we don't but be sure
that you don't get any flys in frame"
Ben R: “We got flies all over the fuckin’ place.” “Get the fuck outta here.... you flies.”
Maxwell: “The accoutrama that you will need… ‘Accoutrama?!?’ What is that shit!?!”
by Maxwell JDI September 09, 2010
A reoccurring character in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Cabbage Man is a lonely merchant whose poor vegetables seem to always be under some subject of destruction.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"
Also:
A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"
Also:
A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.
M. Night Shyamalan should play the Cabbage Man in his Avatar films!
Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!
Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!
by HannahHollywood January 15, 2009
A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
by Juicy Jamaican October 14, 2015