single tear left cheek

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".

That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

by JennLitt October 3, 2007

Top Left Coast

The Northwest (Washington State)

Top Left Coast in da house!!!

by Emcee Trouble July 13, 2011

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

serving from the left

To perform your job properly or at a higher level, because your boss is now watching you. Derived from the rule that a waiter is suppose to serve a plate to a diner from the diner's left and remove it from the right. But this procedure is often neglected.

When my boss came into my office to listen to my sales calls, I knew I had better start serving from the left.

by Vegasgirl72 July 21, 2009

all the way left

When things go completely wrong.

"How does that shit go all the way left??"

by Techno Bacon May 17, 2018

This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011

Pittsburgh Left

Making a left turn just as the light turns green, pulling out before the oncoming traffic. Most people in Pittsburgh allow and encourage this behavior.

"That jagoff wouldn't give me the Pittsburgh left!"
"You should honk"

by AlexStein March 18, 2006