Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick

Its when your screwing a girl from behind and just before your about to cum you say "Kruchneauv" (to the best of your abilitly). Once she turns around in thinking shes being banged by the russian guy from rocky, you cum in her eyes ,therefore blinding her, and kick her in her vagina and run.

Last night was soo hilarious, i gave my teacher a Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

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Kentucky Cold Cock

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.

It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.

by Roseymalt January 7, 2010

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kentucky oil change

The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.

How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?

by fuzzy bunny original December 28, 2011

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Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017

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Kentucky Cuff Links

†wo shot glasses of whiskey, one in each hand, downed just before heading to an event.

"Daniel, should we put our Kentucky Cuff Links on before the _______ gig"?

"Russel, you said you wouldn't wear your Kentucky Cuff Links to work any more."

by drumsandbirds February 4, 2013

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