Alun Wyn Jones

God

What do you think of Alun Wyn Jones?
Basically God

by Stuffed Courgette October 8, 2019

Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.

When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones

by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

by Hillside101 July 25, 2021

The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats

"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"

by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018