Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

by titfink October 30, 2011

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017

hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018

Jesse Jew

👌🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🙀

Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.

"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.

by mike hawk is sofa king small May 18, 2021

Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

by IAmVeryActiveInBean’sServer June 15, 2021