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Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020
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jesus loves me more than he loves you

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.
Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*
by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021
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Jesus Pizza

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.
Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021
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Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.
Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .
by anonymous December 14, 2021
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Jesusblock

When you've been raised by a highly religious family and are extremely down bad, that you made poor sexual decisions.
This man had so much Jesusblock he got his girl pregnant.
by Todaisyourdad February 28, 2022
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Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.
I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!
by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023
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holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006
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