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Half jokes

What you add after a backhanded insult so that they can't have ago at you but really you've still insulted them as you've only said your half joking. Started using it at University and haven't seen over people do it but hope it takes off.
Don't worry you may not have the looks but you can always fall back on your fashion sense.... half jokes.

Not only are you fat but your also dumb I mean you can't pass on an extra slice of a cake or your end of term exams... ahh im joking, well half jokes anyway.
by Mez1991 January 13, 2013
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Inside joke

An inside joke is a funny joke that only a few people know about
Oh haha your a crusty piggy who likes rice crispy treats haha, you have just been a part of an inside joke
by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017
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Joking Off

The irresistible urge to make wisecracks while someone is presenting serious information.
Marty kept joking off during the lecture, leaving everyone else with incomplete notes.
by sevenpeople July 30, 2010
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joke-etiquette

The concept that when presented with the set-up for a joke, the listener willingly moves the joke forward toward the punch-line in a timely manner. Poor joke-etiquette refers to the practice of the listener attempting to figure out the punchline or delaying the telling in order to steal the teller's thunder, thus spoiling his/her efforts.
An example of good joke-etiquette.
bob: knock, knock.
neil: who's there? (=good joke-etiquette)
bob: go fuck yourself!

An example of poor joke-etiquette.
bob: knock, knock.
neil: go fuck yourself, I hate knock, knock jokes! (=poor joke-etiquette.)
by gumbo jr. December 30, 2008
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blonde joke

Jokes short enough for men to understand
by Blonde joke January 16, 2017
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coke joke

A Joke about cocaineor other drugs
Person 1: Ok tell me a coke joke

Person 2:why is there dandruff on the table
by That salad January 24, 2019
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crappy joke

See Shade7x
Shade7x is a real crappy joke!
by Apocalypse420 August 28, 2003
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