Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!
girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!
by dejayjay March 08, 2011
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Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.
by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019
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Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
by N0ss July 11, 2017
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Jockey Lips

One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.
"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"
by AndroPoodle September 21, 2019
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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 23, 2016
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Rig Jockey

Funkion one, Hennessey, void, elements, you name it! A Rig Jockey knows the perfect stack structure and calibrating for any locations. A Rig Jockey also keeps up on all the latest equipment. If you see a RJ in the sound booth you know you’re getting an audiophile experience.
Kyro is such a rig jockey, he spent 3 hours doing sound check today and he keeps referring to the subs as a she…
by Soundlaw June 28, 2023
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river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.
A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.
by Mr. Flannery ESQ. June 02, 2011
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