Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

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Scrap Jockey

Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.

...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...

by dialup2001 September 23, 2020

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RACE JOCKEY

When a person of whatever race attempts to create a situation to divide people by insinuating or accusing prejudice against their particular race.

Dam. He's a race jockey! It's obvious there's no issues here!

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Chicken Jockey

“Chicken Jockey” is commonly referred to as the act of spontaneously tucking ones penis and balls between their legs, followed by yelling “Chicken Jockey” while turning around for spectators to view from behind.

Dude, I dare you to Chicken Jockey that guy in the drive-thru.

by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025

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