jimmy rig

More intense version of jury rig. A jury-rigged device will probably work, but be careful; a jimmy-rigged device will probably NOT, but oh well.

"The car broke down? Well... I'm not surprised. I kinda had it jimmy-rigged."

by rizz to the slizz April 25, 2005

jimmy juice

juice that comes out of your jimmy while fornicating with your yamaca

dude! she let me jimmy juice on her face!

or...

hey man, sorry but i was with britney in your room and now there is jimmy juice on your bed..

by ashley&robin =] March 29, 2008

jimmy nuetron

a gay dude xdddd

Sheen: jimmy nuetron he no funny he gay

by james239 April 4, 2017

Jimmy-Jam

To make an attempt to screw over your friend, in particular to reneging on previously made plans.

Dude, what happened to the plans tonight? You trying to jimmy-jam me?

by Mister Mojo Risin'' June 20, 2016

Jimmy Crab

Chesapeake Bay male blue crab

Bubba you see the numba one jimmy crab hangin from the crab pot.

by Chainsaw Charlie November 6, 2007

Jimmy Crinkles

Jimmy Crinkle aka Jimmy Crinks refers to Crinkle cut french fries, typically those made by Chinese food restaurants and take-away eatery's. This is the way most blue-collar worker refer to they're crinkle cut french fries.

Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquire aka James McCrinkett are Crinkle cut french fries eaten by posh or rich folks. They enjoy Sir James McCrinkle Esquires ONLY with grey poupon mustard which they merely dip whilst raising they're pinky finger upward. This is a very distinguished activity of which only the exclusive and rich may be apart of.

"man stop hogging all the Jimmy Crinks!"

"I'll have 2 large orders of Jimmy Crinkles."

"Excuse me Lord Smithington but could you please pass the Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquires, my palate is thirsting for desirables."

by Tony Marrocolla April 30, 2008

Sprinkles Jimmy

The most awesome nickname given to a person named 'James' or 'Jim' or 'Jimmy'

Person 1: James is pretty cool.
Person 2: Pssh, I think you mean Sprinkles Jimmy over there is freaking awesome

Person with a face: *to self* Calling someone Sprinkles Jimmy is loads of fun.

by The Shampon Man July 21, 2009