Jessica

the word to describe something greater than the old megan fox

megan fox is going wet from this amazing brainfuck called jessica !!!

jessica

by pandarammler December 19, 2016

Jessica Reeves

She is the most fakest person you'll ever meet

If you meet a "Jessica Reeves: don't be friends with her, she is retarded and fake

by Dr.James C May 12, 2020

Jessica

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

by 129flfafhvv n June 23, 2023

Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024

Jessica wheeler

The sexist of sexy big booty judy

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn

by Benjmain September 18, 2021

Jessica

she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do

one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems

maybe it was just my fault

Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life

I pray you will never lose a Jessica.

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024