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Jessica

Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
Gosh she eats so much she is starting to look like Jessica
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
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Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
A random: Are u friend's with Jessica?
Another person: Yes! Who isn't friends with Jessica!?
by Anne_12 October 27, 2020
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Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!
by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024
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Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!
"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.
by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023
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Jessica

Jessica is the prettiest girl inside and out.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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