A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010
by PenguinFlyer October 11, 2015
A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 07, 2017
A behavior practiced by some hardcore techno enthusiasts in Los Angeles at rave-style events at least by the mid-1990s, though it possibly originated a few years earlier.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."
by Hardcore Massive Never Dies November 16, 2013
by Itsalltooeasy December 14, 2016
When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020