Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.

Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 9, 2021

Horse Drawer

A kid (primarily female) in the back of the class room commonly seen wearing late 80s to early 90s style t-shirts which picture a horse or a wolf in front of a mountain, or forrest type landscape. These kids are very quiet and spend the majority of their time in class drawing pictures of horses and reading book which involve a young girl and her horse.

"Hey dude, do you see that girl in the back of the class?" "Do you mean the one in the tourist T-shirt from New Mexico circa 1989?" "Yeah, her. Do you know her name?" "No, but she's a fuckin' Horse Drawer."

by hurricanelanman January 19, 2009

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back

Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!

by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013

Chocolate Horse

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex

Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"

by MPD95 June 13, 2011

ghetto horse

A dance in which one grabs one's crotch, lifts up one leg, and lifts up one arm on the same side of the leg, jumps, then switches sides, and keeps jumping while switching sides and switching the hand with which one holds one's crotch. It was invented in 2002 by a group of youngsters in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Greg was lookin' fly and catchin' the girl's eyes when he was doin' the ghetto horse at the club last night.

by Stevo C July 7, 2005

Horse-semen

The clear-like liquid that comes from the bottom of a frozen burrito when you microwave it.

Here man have a burrito, I scraped the horse-semen off for you

by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015

horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.

girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!

by horse haver April 29, 2010