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My homework 

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.
Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t
My homework by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Power Homework-ing

completing your homework in a condensed time manner at a questionable efficiency due to procrastination (typically by scrolling on phone) and panic has ensued.
“Bro, what are you doing, it’s 11:40 at night!”
“I’m power homework-ing this twenty page essay.”

Ghosting Homework 

"Ghosting Homework" is the term used by Gen Z when deciding to disappear their assignments or participate in the class.
"Yeah, I was ghosting homework that 10-page essay… now it’s 3 a.m"
Ghosting Homework by Femiadiee September 8, 2025

Hos before Homework 

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
Hos before Homework by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

can you do my homework for me 

no

Sex For Homework 

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?