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Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010
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Silly Goose

Someone who is silly and goose-like.
Me: Lola! She's so silly and she's so goose-like. Do you know what that means?
Mom: she's a silly goose!
by AxFxB August 29, 2017
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goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all
Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods
by Page Master June 21, 2011
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mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
Brad got mother goosed again.
by NateZ October 14, 2005
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grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.
nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.
by op March 10, 2004
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Goosed

Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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Gonosyphiherpelades

gono-sypi-herpelades = The extreme, and painfully hillarious explanation of someone with, or "looks like" they would have sexually transmitted diseases in a various assortment. See also - syphilis gonorrhea herpes
Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!

"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"

Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!
by Bryan Faulk July 14, 2006
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