1) To bother someone
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
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1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!
"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"
Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!
"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"
Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!
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