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Get the funny mug.When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
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Get the Funny mug."Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"
by TheActualBatman! December 18, 2012
Get the Funny Clown mug.When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
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