Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Moldy foreskin

Its exactly what it means. But the moldy part is just old cum, anal juice, or pussy juice. Sometimes it may be infected from the nasty stuff under the foreskin.

Wife: You dtf right now

Husband: No sorry, I have "Moldy foreskin"

Wife: What I told you to wash your foreskin. I can take it of with a simple 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

by Kermit clit December 30, 2019

Black Forest Ham

When you go 'HAM' or go "Hard" but with a sense of shade towards a person, place, or thing.

At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.

by MR. Ham, Black Forest Ham June 4, 2020

PP Forest

A magical forest of PP's that grow in the women's body

The PP Forest was growing so much in Sofia's body, that there wasn't anymore room for food.

by PP Forest God October 28, 2020

Bitch Forest

The name for a group of annoying sassy middle-aged women you see shopping at retail demanding to see the manager.

Joe: Damn, Walmart sucks.
Tim: Why dude?
Joe: There was a Bitch Forest there.
Tim: Damn.

by NoahPilled January 19, 2021

west forest high school

you do not want to ever go to this school. it is boring and gets you no where in life. the teachers here suck butthole and don’t even teach the right way.

“i go to west forest high school”

other kid: “ ew no leave rn”

by lightskin.shii November 4, 2021

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.

We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.

by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022