Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 16, 2005

Flap your trousers

A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.

Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub

by Billybrice December 13, 2019

slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.

Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

by Thenig187 September 6, 2017

mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.

I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.

by tennessee tophat January 5, 2016

Happy Flaps

A particularly lippy vagina.

Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010