February 26

The day where the most crack head people were born

Wow her birthday must be february 26th she’s such a crack head

by stephanie26 October 27, 2019

February 14th

The day where fast runners are born

People who are born on February 14th are considered fast

by Trueness for True November 2, 2019

February 23

national fuck day

boyfriend: hey its february 23

girl: come over here lets fuck

by penislover202 February 19, 2021

femurary

Femuary is like movember but for women. We don't shave our legs, armpits, etc.. for all of Feburary. The reason? to bring about the awareness that women don't actually need to shave. Hair is natural. If men don't shave their faces, the consequences are minimal.. Maybe they will have difficulty getting a job or picking up girls. If women don't shave their legs, everyone stares. Why is that? Hair is natural. Let yourself be free for Femuary!

"Why are there so many hair girls lately!?"
"Because it's Femurary!"

by meowxox November 10, 2013

february 26th

The national fox day of none country
Also one of the most forgettable day in the whole year

-Hey dude have you seen the famous National fox say of February 26th in our country?
- that don't exist please leave my house

by Renardeau October 15, 2019

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's born on February 8th? He must be really hot then

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 16th

February 15th and 16th is National Day of the Republic of Serbia. So if this is your birthday, you should know that the whole country is celebrating this day, and have a two days off from school and work.So they have two days to celebrate february 15th and 16th.

February 15th and 16th - National Day of the Republic of Serbia - 7 million people celebrate your birthday.

You can find Serbia on google maps. (In Europe on the Balkan Peninsula.)

People 1: What's your birthday?
People 2: February 16th.
People 1: Wow 7 million people celebrate your birthday. Awesome.

by never.mind November 17, 2019