crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

Dusty Bang Out

Another way to say fight or having a fight — usually describing a messy or wild altercation between two or more people.

If you keep this up, we are going to have a dusty bang out.

by dustyAY October 21, 2025

dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

Dusty

Term used by hypergamous American women to describe men who do not meet their elevated income requirements. Typically, such women have five children and as many baby daddies, are 400lbs and think they're the prize just because they show up with a vajayjay.

I don't want no dusty broke ass n***a earning $95,000 p.a.! I'm a boss queen! I deserve a high-value man and I ain't settling for nu'in less!

by DaBossQueen November 25, 2022

dusty olive

When you drop your bruised green/black balls in your mother in laws fart box. She will the garr pop your balls out producing the Dusty olive.

Hey babe you mom shot me a dope little Dusty olive last night.

by Socheezy March 6, 2018

Dusty burger

A threesome in a dusty environment with no clean participants, often at burning man.

"We lost you on deep playa last night. Where did you go?"
"We just layed down and had a dusty burger."

by DPWTF June 29, 2015