Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.
That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!
by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017
mugGet the Douchebagmug.

Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
by Coolepicgaming August 4, 2021
mugGet the Douchebagmug.

Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
mugGet the Narcissist ass douchebagmug.

cock-a-doodle douchebag

A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.
by Rachiepants September 1, 2019
mugGet the cock-a-doodle douchebagmug.

Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.
Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
mugGet the Douchebagmug.

douchebag

A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
mugGet the douchebagmug.

Share this definition