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jersey upper decker

Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
by berserkers rule February 5, 2010
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Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
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Deckerville

The small and worthless town, that will soon be in the shits because no one there wants to make advancements in life and use new technology. but rather keep it as a shitty little farming town.
You know, every small town that is stubborn is gonna end up like Deckerville.
by MESALONA February 21, 2009
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Dickbreaker

Your so gay that you brake the dick off to suck both ends.
Man that guy's a Dickbreaker he broke a dick off to suck both ends!
by chase brooks October 20, 2008
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dickbread

mold like substance that can be found on male genitalia after sexual intercourse, caused by the mixture of semen and vaginal secretions
Dude, you totally lick dickbread
by DaveMyncham December 19, 2004
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dickard

Richard and dick combined. A genius from RI thought of it.
Girl: Have you seen Rich today?

Guy: You mean Dickard? Yeah I seen him at IGA
by Eli926 January 12, 2009
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