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Ender Dragon

The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.
A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.

B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.

A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019
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dragon uppercut

awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 17, 2008
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Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
by man of ass June 23, 2010
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Mangy Dragon

The Mangy Dragon is the best sex maneuver to ever be invented! It involves snorting hot sauce, grabbing the hair of your victim, yanking their head back as you stuff your nose in their butt hole and trying to blow your nose with their "back door."

This maneuver was first done by Asians in the early dragon years. It was first done with wasabi but tobasco sauce is more commonly used today.

It is called a mangy dragon because it makes both parties feel worn out or "Mangy" and it makes the person doing it feel like they're shooting fire out of their nose. it's commonly compared to feeling like a dragon.
Tom: "Hey Steve! I heard you gave that girl a Mangy Dragon last night!"

Steve: "Fuck yeah I did! my nostrils still burn from the wasabi I used!"

Tom: "Steve! do you know how incredibly dangerous it is to use wasabi? they outlawed it's use for a reason!"

Steve: "Yeah, but she was a yellow so I wanted to go old school on her!"
by NakedRainbow August 18, 2011
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Spicy Dragons

Spicy Dragons is a group of friends with a cool friendship name such as the Fab Four which are amazing and each have different personalities.

Let's use a group of four:

One should be either cool or RAWRALICIOUS
One should be described as a cinnamon roll when really they are the opposite.
One should say mew and woof a lot
One should be normal but because their friends aren't they don't seem like it either

Four is common but with Five one should be called weird names
"Oh wow look at those amazing Spicy Dragons"

"I wish I was in with the Spicy Dragons!!"
by Jetwing February 23, 2019
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Wake the Dragon

To arouse the desires/longings of a female, usually inebriated, with no intent to deliver.
Trish said "Yo, Dee, don't you be wakin' mah dragon 'less you gonna dive! Really, that is unacceptable."

Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?

Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"

Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."
by willowphlucker October 18, 2011
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summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!
by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017
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