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FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.
She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off
by Domo😘 June 9, 2020
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Anal Sex Day

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies
by LiamTW March 31, 2021
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National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs
Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.
by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021
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National Maid Day

National Maid Day happens on June 5th where everyone has to dress like a maid.
"Bro do you know what day it is?"
"No what?"
"It's National Maid Day! Let's go be gay and say baka"
"Jerry what the fuck it wrong with you"
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Anjika Independence Day

The day after any major exams where no school related topics shall be discussed. This quarter it falls on 22nd may.
by kayak5445 May 25, 2021
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Hannah sherlie day

To come together and celebrate our favorite narcissistic period🤪👐🏽
Oh you didn’t know? Its “Hannah sherlie day” keep up🙄🤞🏽
by thehairindekusstomach June 22, 2021
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National rickroll day

July 28 is national rickroll day becuse it was the day it hit 1 billon view
Aw dude what today

Oh today is national rickroll day
by A alois trancy kinnie July 28, 2021
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