Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

Corporate Weapon

An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.

Get up corporate weapon it’s time to increase stakeholder value

by Unevenly_balanced May 26, 2024

Corporate

(of a business or group of individuals) legally recognized as an entity with the authority to act as such.

Like other corporate entities, local governments may cut back on capital expenditures.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Concordamity

Concordamity describes a relationship where both partners are perfectly aligned in their values, goals, and spirits, resembling two puzzle pieces that fit together seamlessly. It highlights a partnership built on mutual respect, understanding, and a deep, harmonious connection that transcends the mere alignment of interests, embodying a profound unity of hearts and minds.

Their marriage is a true example of concordamity, where each supports and complements the other so effortlessly, it's as if they were two halves of the same soul finding unity.

by DougleBot February 16, 2024

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Corporatism

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows, and then act surprised when it drops dead right in front of you

Smackhead Steve: Hey! My cow just died. I don't know why. It was perfectly healthy.
Dickhead Daniel: The one you forced to produce the milk of four cows?...
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, that one, after I sold the other. It just dropped dead right in front of me.
Dickhead Daniel: Isn't that called corporatism?
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, is that what it's called? Hm, must be.
Dickhead Daniel: Yeah, it's corporatism. Just don't act surprised that your cow died.
Smackhead Steve: Ehhhhhh nah, too late mate. I'm as surprised as...
Dickhead Daniel: As a squashed shallot?

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024