chip n dip

a "would you rather" game

chip n dip? "chip"... or "dip"?
skirt or dress? ("dress has easier axcess!")
lights on or off?
whip cream or ice cream?
etc.

by caitrs23 June 14, 2008

Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

by imaustinb April 15, 2011

beef chip

A crusty person male/female. Who lives with his family. His mom the pig who squeals to much about what ever. His dad the horse taller then his mom by alot and stays away from her sleeping with the donkey. The goat the old dead lady in the corner of the barn.

Look around you and what do you see.

by fona_wakatoshy April 23, 2004

Irish Potato Chip

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.

by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016

Chripper

A really cheap stripper. Will do anything for a few bucks.

cheap stripper

"Dude I got a good show for just 5 bucks last night from this Chripper."

"Dude call for a Chripper instead, it's alot cheaper than a usual stripper."

by xxxWORLDS MOST WANTEDxxx March 13, 2009

chrippe

A Chrippe is a very loveable person, he is someone that will always make you smile! If you play any kind of game together he is very likely to help you out and make sure you'll come out on top winning over him, he's simply a team player. He's never angry and he never uses bad language. Also he loves golfing with his buddies, he sure can't win over any of them but he's still just as happy!

Haha! You really lost big today but you don't mind at all... wow your cool you must be a chrippe!

by Uncle Bruise May 14, 2019

Chriple G

the king who dominates jess peake

"Wow youre so cool youre like a chriple G"

by lawtsjack August 8, 2022